castielcampbell:

eaglamon:

warriorchicken:

warriorchicken:

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

… that policeman is my dad…

at least you know he had a good day

ajmoonstar:

Hes going through some stuff.

disastervaxildan:

my brain at any given moment:

dishesoap:

remember when magnus fuckign,,, swallowed one of the most dangerous and powerful objects in the omniverse - even after griffin was like ‘yes no see you cant digest it its a magic goddamb rock’ and magnus still fucking wrapped it in a pastry crust glove and ate it for no goddamn reason there was literally no reason.

and then. and then to fucking get it out. because it needed to be fucking destroyed because it was one of the mOST FUCKING DANGEROUS OBJECTS IN THE GODDAMN OMNIVERse. and because griffin said they had to avoid ‘a shitting based solution’:

taako turned magnus to fucking stone, and merle cast stone shape on fucking stone magnus and turned his lower fucking half into a fucking swirly chute slide so the philosophers stone fucking rolled down out of magnus’ goddamn fucking stomach and then the mcelroys referred to it as chutes and ladders anyway i want to die sometimes i think about how beautiful and intricate the balance story is and then i remember this and upsy your lifting friend and f u c k

oh also the philosophers stone sounded like joe pesci and both it and the sentient gooey flesh elevator were into vore

kineticallyanywhere:

is there a trope to refer to stories where the beginning chunk of a story is relatively slow and focused on comedy and/or character fluff and frequently gets skipped by new readers/listeners/viewers to get to “the good stuff,” but it also turns out that that first chunk laid essential groundwork which probably shouldn’t be skipped because it makes “the good stuff” be “the good stuff” in the first place?

applicable stories: Homestuck, The Adventure Zone, Steven Universe, Red vs Blue

dishesoap:

okay but one of the reasons taz is so good is that the relationships written are all so different and unique and they feel REAL

theres taako and kravitz, with taako threatening to tentacle kravitz’s grim reaper dick the first time they meet, and then later taking kravitz on a wine and pottery date while he tries to convince kravitz not to kill him. before even a year they’re already adopting cats and smooching 

there’s barry and lup, the biggest plainest nerd necromancer and a stunning confident wizard elf, and their relationship that takes half a century and is slow and sweet and beautiful as they go through hell and back, and they write music and save planets, and their love is strong enough to keep them together as liches and literally go through death and back, multiple times

there’s carey and killian, two women whos love was always a backdrop of safety and home and strength throughout the main characters’ story, strong and brave and clever and funny, and whose wedding was the culmination of the whole damn story

theres sloan and hurley, and though we only got brief flashes of them together, we could see it’s strength and tenacity - a cop and her illegal girlfriend, breaking laws together, and then sloans fall into the relics thrall and hurleys desperate attempts to save her, the whole race, and then their sacrifice to stay together and alive and good, and then them coming back to help fight and save the damn world

there’s magnus and julia, and we never truly meet julia, and she’s not even talked about that much, and yet we can still feel magnus’ love for her, the ache where he lost her, and his determination that one day he’ll see her again, and yet even with how much he misses her and loves her and how much it hurts that she’s gone, he still does whats right and doesnt go back in time and save her because he knows its what she wants

and those are just the romantic relationships - that’s not even going into all the friendships. they’re all so good because they arent perfect and they arent shoehorned in and they feel natural and real and the characters fuck up and they act like real people and its so damn good and im crying okay thank you mcelroys,,,,

raebeatle: